me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

prettyflyforaredspy said: sorry i meant 775%

thank you for the correction

i was legitimately worried

75% more hoff

only 75% ???

changed my theme

The Unicorns - Peach Moon
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richgaaaang:

*after sex*
me: gg

Simon & Garfunkel - I Am A Rock
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And a rock feels no pain; and an island never cries.

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